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On Underage Drinking…
Intern, referring to her age: “I can’t drink.”
Reporter: “Of course you can drink! You have a mouth!”
On Productivity…
TV reporter, visiting radio station: “So, this is where the magic happens?”
Radio Reporter: “Yeah, we have computers and everything.”
TV Reporter: “Solitaire?”
Radio Reporter: “No, they removed Solitaire and Free Cell.”
TV Reporter: “And productivity went up?”
Radio Reporter: “Almost, but thankfully there’s Facebook.”
Apple’s Reality Distortion Field bubble is about to burst?
Via Gizmodo:
Dave Winer—the father of blogging and the RSS—has published this article on Apple’s current situation. His prediction: The Reality Distortion Field bubble is “about to burst” and Apple is going to suffer the ugliest shitstorm you’ve ever seen.
On Technical Errors…
News editor: “What’s this ‘technical error’ for the poll results?”
Copy editor: “Well, technically, we forgot to post it online.”
On Computers…
“I should get paid double because I do all my work twice.”
Sports reporter after his computer crashed again
On Advertising…
“They just sent me a half-page color ad to add to the paper. I don’t know how we’re going to fit that. We’re going to have to get some KY Jelly and just shove that bitch in.”
Editor to page designer
