4N Watch Pulls the Time From a Scattered Pile of Numbers

The 4N Watch was designed with a relatively simple goal—display digital time through mechanical, analog function.

Despite the exposed gears and jumble of numbers, the watch operates upon logic that anyone can grasp. Really, three numbered discs rotate to display the proper 3 to 4 digits of time (we’re assuming the hour disc displays the 11 and 12 hours on its own). That’s much more reasonable than a tiny arm sorting through a large pile of numbers with every new minute, which is pretty much what we imagined upon first glance.

Unfortunately, only 16 watches will be produced. So enjoy the picture.

(Via Gizmodo.)

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LEGO Star Wars Watches

If you’ve got $22 and know a deserving kid, these LEGO Star Wars watches are about as adorable as gifts get. If you’ve got $30 and consider yourself deserving, there are slightly less cute adult versions, too.

(Via Gizmodo.)

iTunes LP is a Bust. Time to Go Free?

Nobody cares about iTunes LP, reports Paul Bonanos. Six months into the format—one that Apple believed enough in to have a separate event—and nobody is buying. But what if it were free?

We’ve been discussing it in our top-secret internet chat place. Mark is certain that the LP format can be redeemed—or at least given a proper chance—on the iPad. And indeed, some had speculated that iTunes LP would be the format by which Apple would distribute books and magazines. (Turns out it was ePub wrapped in FairPlay DRM, at least for books.)

It’s hard to say confidently that the format has had a proper chance.There are only 29 LPs on the iTunes store right now, certainly not enough to make any sort of platform judgement. But they also cost more than simply buying an album.

So what if they were free?

The “LP” format is a sort of hybrid of the old album art and DVD-extras. (For everyone that reads this site, “albums” were giant vinyl CDs that were packaged in cardboard sleeves a bit smaller than a pizza box—lots of space for art.) But it didn’t cost anything extra to get that big art on an album, and most DVDs have at least a baseline special feature. That extra content is a value-add, an incentive to buy.

Apple has released the format for iTunes LP for months, although LPs still have to be approved just like Apps. But for a smart band or label, one strong LP version ready for the iPad launch—for free—could make a band’s release really stand out.

Or maybe the LP format, asked for not by fans and customers but by the labels and the RIAA, wasn’t really necessary in the first place.

(Via Gizmodo.)

Energizer Battery Charger Comes with a Software Backdoor

If you’ve bought the Energizer DUO USB battery charger, you might want to uninstall the software immediately. Why? Because it comes pre-loaded with a backdoor that can let someone remotely access your computer.

The United States Computer Emergency Response Team (US-CERT) has warned that the software included in the Energizer DUO USB battery charger contains a backdoor that allows unauthorized remote system access. In an advisory, the US-CERT warned that he installer for the Energizer DUO software places the file UsbCharger.dll in the application’s directory and Arucer.dll in the Windows system32 directory. An attacker is able to remotely control a system, including the ability to list directories, send and receive files, and execute programs. The backdoor operates with the privileges of the logged-on user.

What the fuck, Energizer? You’ve gotta wonder how something like this happens. At least when Sony installed rootkits on people’s computers they were doing so in the name of DRM. There’s not even a poorly-justified excuse for this.

(Via Gizmodo.)

Characteristically Freaky New Animal Collective Video: “Brother Sport”

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It’s hard to tell what, exactly, is going on in director Jack Kubizne’s video for Animal Collective’s ‘Brother Sport‘, our #23 track of 2009. At certain points, the hallucinatory clip is the story of two modern-primitive kids and a dog, who tear around a trailer park and stage a fingerpainting rave in a backwoods hut. At other points, it’s a particularly acid-fried take on vintage 1970s Saturday morning cartoons. And for one particularly queasy stretch, it’s a montage of multicolored black-lit eggs falling from the sky.

In other words, it’s an Animal Collective video, and you’re going to stop whatever you’re doing and watch it right now.

Check it out below or at Pitchfork.tv.

(Via Pitchfork: Latest News.)

David Bowie Tribute Album Planned

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Last summer, reports circulated that Radiohead would cover David Bowie on a forthcoming Bowie tribute album. Those reports turned out to be false, but that Bowie tribute album is still on the way.

The as-yet-untitled tribute, due for a May release on Manimal Vinyl, will be a benefit for the War Child organization, which helps kids whose lives have been affected by war. It’ll be available on CD, limited edition double-LP, and download, the last of which will feature bonus tracks.

Even without Radiohead, the alleged lineup, according to Manimal, is pretty impressive. Duran Duran covers ‘Boys Keep Swinging’, French first lady Carla Bruni takes on ‘Absolute Beginners’, and Devendra Banhart’s Megapuss project contribute a Spanish-language version of ‘Sound + Vision’. Not too many compilations feature Carla Bruni back-to-back with Megapuss! Vivian Girls, A Place to Bury Strangers, and Soulwax also take part.

MGMT were originally slated to contribute, but now it’s not clear whether they’ll be on it or not. We’ve got the tentative tracklist below:

01 Exitmusic: ‘Space Oddity’
02 Vivian Girls: ‘John, I’m Only Dancing’
03 Megapuss: ‘Sound + Vision’
04 Carla Bruni: ‘Absolute Beginners’
05 Lights: ‘World Falls Down’
06 VOICEsVOICEs: ‘Heroes’
07 Duran Duran: ‘Boys Keep Swinging’
08 MGMT: TBA
09 Chairlift: ‘Always Crashing in the Same Car’
10 Aska with Moon & Moon: ‘African Night Flight’
11 A Place to Bury Strangers: ‘Suffragette City’
12 Polyamorous Affair: ‘Theme From Cat People’
13 Keren Ann: ‘Life on Mars’
14 Swahili Blonde: ‘Red Money’ [ft. John Frusciante]
15 Marco Benevento: ‘Art Decade’
16 Corridor: ‘Be My Wife’
17 Aquaserge: ‘The Supermen’
18 Warpaint: ‘Ashes to Ashes’
19 Rainbow Arabia: ‘Quicksand’
20 We Are the World: ‘Afraid of Americans’
21 Laco$te: ‘Within You’
22 Ariana Delawari: ‘Ziggy Stardust’
23 Pizza!: ‘Modern Love’
24 St. Clair Board: ‘Secret Life of Arabia’
25 Caroline Weeks: ‘Starman
26 Amanda Jo Williams: ‘The Man Who Sold the World’
27 Mick Karn: ‘Ashes to Ashes’
28 Soulwax: TBA

(Via Pitchfork: Latest News.)

New M.I.A. Album Due This Summer

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Hey, new M.I.A. album! Awesome! The agit-pop queenpin told Rolling Stone a little bit about her forthcoming Kala follow-up, supposedly due this summer. (This would presumably be the album that Diplo called ‘Gucci Mane meets Animal Collective’.) And to hear Maya tell it, this thing’s going to be even loonier than anyone could’ve guessed.

M.I.A. tells RS that she recorded much of it with Baltimore club upstart Blaqstarr producing. Blaqstarr previously collaborated with M.I.A. on the Kala track ‘The Turn’ and on the Tom Waits sorta-cover ‘Way Down in the Hole’. She tells Rolling Stone that Blaqstarr ’simply makes music that sounds good, and I needed that.’

But Blaqstarr isn’t the album’s only collaborator. M.I.A. also says that she recorded a song called (seriously) ‘I’m Down Like Your Internet Connection’ with a group of Filipino Verizon workers. She says, ‘I was having issues with my cable and wireless, and I was on the phone [with tech support] for three hours, and I thought, ‘Maybe this needs to be part of my music, could you just learn these lyrics and sing it down the phone to me?’ 10 phone calls later, I have Internet that sticks and a song.’

She also says that she’s both singing and rapping on this one: ‘I just stopped singing on the last one because I put more emphasis into production, so I was more about making beats and sang less on my last album.’ And she gives another sample song title: ‘I Fight the Ones That Fight Me’.

On a more general level, though, she’s thoughtful and reserved when talking about the new LP: ‘The last album, I didn’t actually sit anywhere long enough for it to really be in my life and to really think about it. Now I’m putting out my next album, and the world has changed. I came up talking shit about Bush, and it’s great that it’s changed, but I don’t know how much it’s changed, and I’m exploring that … I just want to be real, whatever that is. Even if my songs are shit, and if I have flaws and if I’m confused, if I offend people or if I don’t offend people, I might try to work it out in public– just so you know that it’s OK to think that thinking’s not a dirty word.’

(Via Pitchfork: Latest News.)

Dirty Projects Release Free Digital Single

Near the end of last year, Dirty Projectors released a four-track, UK-only EP featuring two new songs from the sessions for their excellent Bitte Orca album. And now everyone on earth who didn’t track those songs down back then can download them for free with full consent from the band. No guilt, no problem.

According to a MySpace message, 20 people who download the ‘Ascending Melody’ 7′ will get an actual 7′ copy of the single, which is backed by ‘Emblem of the World’. (We reviewed ‘Ascending Melody’ back in November.) The vinyl version is also on sale now at Domino. Sign up for the free download via a handy widget, which is embedded below.

The band also have a tour of Australia and New Zealand coming up– preceded by a couple gigs in New York and Los Angeles

(Via Pitchfork: Latest News.)

Amalgamation

The Westminster Chiming Grandfather clock is an obelisk of discarded toys. At 2.2 meters tall, it’s also a monstrous, functioning timepiece that now resides in, where else, Dubai.

But how was it created? Well, just a little Buzz Lightyear here, Hulk action figure there, and then a coat of high gloss polyurethane white paint to seal everyone in.

There are more out there, says designer Ryan Mc Elhinney, with the toys used symbolizing the client’s childhood memories. This leads me to believe some clocks are far scarier than others.

(Via Gizmodo.)

Literal Infoporn Reveals TMI on T&A

The darker transgressions of our digital lives are sometimes left better unmeasured.

(Via Gizmodo.)

Apple Approves Porn App in Under 12 Hours

Proving once again that Apple’s iTunes approval process is absurd and futile, an app developer got his porn browser approved in under 12 hours, even with all the latest rules in place. The funny thing: Apple doesn’t know about it.

Until now, that is. Here’s what the developer told us:

“I developed an app that is currently available in the app store. It’s called forChan and it is technically the first app with nudity that meets all of Apples requirements (hey, it was approved in under 12 hours believe it or not!).

It is a web browser/photo app. You have to enter URLs to browse different imageboards which do/don’t contain nudity. You can switch between categories to decide which uncensored content gets delivered to the
previous URL (blondes, brunettes, etc, etc).

There is currently over 100,000 pics spread between 15 categories with much much more coming soon.”

It’s pretty simple. When you get the app, you can only browse a gallery of dogs. They are naked, but they are dogs, so unless you are into furry butts and lipsticks, all is fine.

But after pasting the image board URL, forChan allows you to browse through your favorite smut with ease, including full frontal nudity. While I haven’t seen any gallery with actual sexual intercourse yet, you can basically set this $1 iPhone/iPod touch software to browse whatever material you want. The app is 17+ and its description mentions nudity and sex, so Apple must know about it. However, no other 17+ iTunes Store app shows all the juicy bits.

Would Apple remove this app, like they did with BeautyMeter? That was a interactive application for teens, created to exchange photos and rate them. Porn was bound to happen. This one, however, is just a web browser for images. If they ban it, however, they will be consistent with previous cases: Any app that can be used to browse porn is automatically removed from the store.

But unlike previous cases, the software itself is truly innocuous until you enter a web address in the URL field (one could have argued the same about BeautyMeter, which was innocuous until you uploaded your bust or penis to ie). So, if they remove forChan, they will set yet another dangerous precedent.

I can think about another app in the iPhone that does exactly what forChan does. It comes from the factory.

Its name is Safari.

(Via Gizmodo.)

Wayne and Dennis Coyne Talk Dark Side Cover, Other Weird Stuff

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On New Year’s Eve, the Flaming Lips are set to turn Oklahoma City’s Cox Center into the capital of Weirdsville, U.S.A. when they bring their annual Freakout music-and-lights explosion to their hometown. Along with a standard Lips set and ‘the world’s biggest balloon drop,’ the band will ring in 2010 by playing Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon in its entirety with Stardeath and the White Dwarfs, a group led by Wayne Coyne’s nephew Dennis. (The recently recorded Lips/Stardeath version of Dark Side, featuring guest spots by Peaches and Henry Rollins, is available for purchase on iTunes starting December 22.) Even in the psychotic realm of Flaming Lips gigs, this one looks to be extra nuts.

So we got Wayne and Dennis Coyne on the phone to talk about Pink Floyd, Christmas, and the illicit wonders of online videos. Happy holidays:


Pitchfork:
Have you ever tried to sync up Dark Side of the Moon with The Wizard of Oz?

Wayne Coyne: Of course. I think what really spurred that phenomenon on is that everybody secretly thinks, ‘Oh, here is a good change to listen to Dark Side of the Moon and watch The Wizard of Oz.’ It’s like having a chance to sleep in on Saturday and eat ice cream, like, ‘I’ll do that. Fuck it.’ Our new version would probably sync up in some philosophical aspects with Tron, which probably is not very watchable unless you have some really good music or marijuana to get you through it.

Pitchfork: What movie do you think Embryonic would go well with?

WC: The movies that triggered some of the imagery while we were actually making Embryonic were these two weird movies that are sort of about S&M and obsessive sexual freak-out behavior: The Night Porter, this Italian Nazi movie, and Last Tango in Paris. I must have been considering these elements of pleasure and pain and masochistic shit. Why not? I’m an adult, I can do that.

Pitchfork: Wasn’t Last Tango in Paris pretty controversial when it came out?

WC: Yeah, the most controversial scene is when Marlon Brando has that woman put butter on her fist and stick it up his ass. Even though you don’t really get to see it, that’s always kind of brutal. It’s not like watching stuff on the internet now, where people actually do these things, which isn’t really fun at all. But the way they do it– with good lighting and nice-looking people and good music– it’s still disturbing. Context changes everything. You know, when you stick things up your ass, context takes precedent. [laughs]

Pitchfork: Do you watch those kind of videos online?

WC: No matter who you are, you’ll run into somebody who’ll be like, ‘Jesus, you gotta see this video!’ and there’ll be some woman squirting eels out of her ass or something. In some ways I think it’s funny. We live in good times; we can watch something like that and get on with our day. I mean, I don’t want to have a woman squirting eels out of her butt while I’m there, but I’ll watch it on video for 20 seconds.

Pitchfork: Back to Dark Side. What are you guys planning for the New Year’s Eve Freakout show?

WC: I’m picking up this giant mirror ball apparatus that we’ve been having welded by some truss experts outside of Dallas. It’s 20 feet around. The guy who is doing the final inspection of it is the same guy who made Pink Floyd’s giant mirror ball in 1995. He was like, ‘Let me tell you Wayne, this is even bigger than Pink Floyd’s!’ So Wayne’s balls are bigger than Pink Floyd’s. [laughs]

Dennis Coyne: Over the summer, the Lips commissioned me and my dad to glue tiny mirrors onto the 20-foot half-circle. We sat there and worked on this giant mirror ball eight hours a day for two weeks. It was all I could think about; I’d go to sleep and think about these mirrors and how I was going to glue them and what kind of glue I should use.

Pitchfork: Did you always like Dark Side of the Moon? It seems like that album helped start the era of overblown rock that punk eventually tried to take down.

WC: Dark Side of the Moon gets slagged a lot because it’s so popular, but I never felt that way. And even though John Lydon had that ‘I hate Pink Floyd’ t-shirt, he would probably be the first person to say that the early days of Pink Floyd were very much punk rock. They were just some guys who couldn’t play that well who decided, ‘Fuck it, we’re going to make some weird noises and call ourselves Pink Floyd.’ Punk quickly became a knee-jerk cliché, but when it started it did seem like anything was possible. If you look closely, Pink Floyd is probably a lot more punk rock than a lot of punk rock groups were.

I remember when we opened up for the Jesus and Mary Chain in San Francisco around 1984 and we played ‘Wish You Were Here’. After we played it people were just aghast, like, ‘Why would you play a fuckin’ Pink Floyd song at this seminal noise punk rock show?’ But we cared so little about these strict rules of what was cool and what wasn’t. And if we’re thinking of punk rock as pissing in the face of whatever the established cool is supposed to be, playing that Pink Floyd song on that night was the most punk rock thing we could have done.

Pitchfork: Since it’s that time of year, what’s Christmas with the Coynes like?

DC: Recently, we’ve been doing it at Wayne’s house, and it wouldn’t be a night at Wayne’s house unless there was some kind of show. So every Christmas we’ll get a smoke machine and some strobe lights out. Someone will dress up as Santa Claus and come running through, flashing lights at the little kids. We’ll climb up on the roof and drop snow– it’s an extravagant set-up for five seconds of Santa Claus, but it’s a lot of fun. It just wouldn’t be Christmas with Wayne if we didn’t do it.

Pitchfork: Dennis, do you remember any weird presents you gave Wayne over the years?

DC: When I was seven we found a dead bat outside my house, sprayed it with polyurethane and gave it to Wayne for Christmas. I don’t know if the polyurethane held or not, but if it did I’m sure Wayne would still have it; he keeps everything like that.

Pitchfork: Wayne, congrats on putting out that fetus Christmas ornament, by the way.

WC: Thanks. Right now, the boxes are trying to get through some customs agent who thinks we’re trying to smuggle hashish in from Afghanistan. We’re like, ‘No, they’re really just heavy ornaments!’

Pitchfork: Are there any other Flaming Lips objects we can look forward to?

WC: We’re thinking about making gummy fetuses as well.

(Via Pitchfork: Latest News.)

Is This The Toolkit Your Shed Was Looking For?

A toolkit disguised as R2-D2? Sure, why not. This 1:6 scale model Artoo comes loaded with a utility saw, mechanical gripper, periscope scanner and five other tools of the trade. For helping build your Star Wars toys, naturally.

Considering it’s hand-painted and limited edition, it’s not actually that expensive at $158 on pre-order. Or maybe I’ve become de-sensitized to Star Wars prices after searching eBay for months for the perfect vintage AT-AT (original box included, please).

(Via Gizmodo.)

Hard Drive Wallet Would Hurt If You SATA On It

Two hard drive platters combined with a rivet gun make for a handy, Swiss-Army-Style wallet. Just use something else to pay for your next dinner and a movie date.

(Via Gizmodo.)

Younicorn iPhone App Requires No Explanation

From schlubby blogger to majestic unicorn, in three easy steps. It can work for you too!

(Via Gizmodo.)

Thanko’s Raremono Is the USB Shortwave Radio You’ve Been… Waiting For?

The Raremono’s a shortwave radio that connects to your computer via USB, which is a dream come true for a niche audience. But wait! There are also some goodies for the non-shortwave enthusiasts among us.

The device also receives AM/FM signals and lets you record any audio (shortwave or AM/FM) as an MP3 or WAV file. It’s compatible with Vista or XP, requires a software download, and is on sale now for about $45 at Thanko’s website.

(Via Gizmodo.)

Batmobile Limo: For When Bruce Wayne Just Gives Up

What do you get when you combine millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne with his superhero alter-ego, Batman? The stretch limo Batmobile, that’s what.

(Via Gizmodo.)

Airport security guards kill — literally kill — a MacBook

Young American woman flies over to Jerusalem to meet some friends, see the sights, live the life. Overzealous airport security officers ask her a bunch of questions, take issue with her answers, and a few well-placed bullets later she is allowed entry into the country with a somewhat altered MacBook in tow. So what can we all learn from this incident? Firstly, back up all the data you consider important; B, Israeli policemen don’t mess about; and 3, distressed laptops look gorgeous no matter how they got there — just look at the way the glass trackpad has wrinkled up from the force of the bullet penetrating near it, it’s a borderline work of art. The young lady in question has been promised compensation, but we’re hearing she’s not the only one to experience the wrath of Israel’s finest.

(Via Engadget.)

The Master Diagram of Geek Culture

Does your obsession with superheroes make you a movie-geek, a comic-geek, or both? What sort of geek are you? This master diagram will tell you what your geek culture sub-group is based on interests, obsessions, and idols.

Click on the image for a closer look.

I’m quite happy to see that one of my favorite obsessions, wasting time, has made it onto the diagram. I just can’t seem to untangle this chart to figure out what sort of geek that’s supposed to make me.

(Via Gizmodo.)

Eternal Ice Drop Makes for a Perfect Cognac

On-the-rocks drinkers can be very particular about their ice. Creating perfect ice spheres is one way to ensure that you don’t sacrifice flavor—this Ice Drop is another.

Created by the team at 5.5 designers for Hennessey cognac, the Eternal Ice Drop is basically a spherical piece of glass with frozen water inside. The spherical shape takes up less surface area, the ice doesn’t melt into the drink, and it chills at a rate that will give you plenty of time before severe cold masks the flavor. I’m not sure how this will do a better job than other artificial ice cube designs, but I am sure the Ice Drop will be far more expensive when it is released this April.

(Via Gizmodo.)