Category Archives: Comic Books

Meet the new Wonder Woman

Says writer: “how does she fight in that thing without all her parts falling out?”


Fail? I dunno, some soccer moms are hot. But I’m more of a Marvel dork, so what do I know?

UPDATE: upon further investigation, this is really pissing off the comic book community. From dlisted.com comes this missive:

“After years upon years of having to soak her vagina in yogurt to treat her permanent case of the yeasties, Wonder Woman has decided to leave her pussy-suffocating spandex briefs on the floor and put on a pair of pants instead. Starting with issue #600, which is out today, Wonder Woman will wear a totally different outfit. Say goodbye to the glamorously elegant stripper boots and say hello to a pair of butch bitch boots bought on clearance at DSW. Why do I cry?!!!”

Yikes.

Alan Moore vs. Opera

Writer Alan Moore has left the Gorillaz’ opera about Elizabethan alchemist/philosopher John Dee. Moore was set to write the project’s libretto and completed about a third of it, but when his role expanded to providing set/costume design, stage directions and “the whole story,” Moore pulled out. However, the incomplete libretto will appear in the literary magazine Strange Attractor. In other Gorillaz news, the band’s new single “Melancholy Hill” will be available as a special download bundle on iTunes next month.