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Alvord at TBA
Millsap TBA
   
Boyd at TBA
Godley TBA
   
Bridgeport at TBA
Glen Rose TBA
   
Chico at TBA
Perrin-Whitt TBA
   
Decatur at TBA
Whitesboro TBA
   
Northwest at TBA
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Paradise at TBA
Venus TBA



]]> http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?feed=rss2&p=697379850 0 On Underage Drinking… http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379848 http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379848#comments Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:31:25 +0000 admin http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379848 Intern, referring to her age: “I can’t drink.”

Reporter: “Of course you can drink! You have a mouth!”

]]> http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?feed=rss2&p=697379848 0 Just be sure to hold it correctly. http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379846 http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379846#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 17:05:13 +0000 admin http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379846 iphone_pancake.jpg

iPhone Pancake

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]]> http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?feed=rss2&p=697379843 0 On Productivity… http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379840 http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379840#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:40:07 +0000 admin http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379840 TV reporter, visiting radio station: “So, this is where the magic happens?”

Radio Reporter: “Yeah, we have computers and everything.”

TV Reporter: “Solitaire?”

Radio Reporter: “No, they removed Solitaire and Free Cell.”

TV Reporter: “And productivity went up?”

Radio Reporter: “Almost, but thankfully there’s Facebook.”

]]> http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?feed=rss2&p=697379840 0 Ah, Anti-Virus Software http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379836 http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379836#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:01:20 +0000 admin http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379836

]]> http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?feed=rss2&p=697379836 0 Apple’s Reality Distortion Field bubble is about to burst? http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379832 http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379832#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:34:16 +0000 admin http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379832 Via Gizmodo:

Dave Winer—the father of blogging and the RSS—has published this article on Apple’s current situation. His prediction: The Reality Distortion Field bubble is “about to burst” and Apple is going to suffer the ugliest shitstorm you’ve ever seen.

]]> http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?feed=rss2&p=697379832 0 On Technical Errors… http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379830 http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379830#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:28:27 +0000 admin http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379830 News editor: “What’s this ‘technical error’ for the poll results?”

Copy editor: “Well, technically, we forgot to post it online.”

]]> http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?feed=rss2&p=697379830 0 On Computers… http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379828 http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379828#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:25:06 +0000 admin http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379828 “I should get paid double because I do all my work twice.”

Sports reporter after his computer crashed again

]]> http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?feed=rss2&p=697379828 0 On Advertising… http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379826 http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379826#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:17:21 +0000 admin http://www.helveticavstimes.com/?p=697379826 “They just sent me a half-page color ad to add to the paper. I don’t know how we’re going to fit that. We’re going to have to get some KY Jelly and just shove that bitch in.”

Editor to page designer

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